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SO THIS ONES TIME, WHYAMIREADINGTHIS WAS ABOUT TO GET THE FUCK INTO THE CP WIKI CHAT, BUT THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE "NO FUK DIS I AM LOOKIN AT DOSE LOGS BRAH" SO NICK AKA WHYAMIREADINGTHIS WNET INTO TEH LOGS TO REVEAL THAT TROLLER HAVE POSTING GORE AND PORN. NICK WAS DISCUSTED BY GORES AND PORNS SO BANNED TROLLERS, NICK DEN FOUND THAT 358 PEOPLE SAID THE WORD SHIT SO BANNED 358 PEOPLE AND THE CHAT GOT LONELY.
NICK THEN STARTED DRINKING ALCOHOLS AND PISS.
WHYAMIREADINGTHIS WENT INTO THE CHAT ON A FLAMING HORSE OF PONY PORN TO FIND THAT PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING SO GAVE THEM WARNINGS. IT TURNS OUT ALL PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH WAS VERY ANGRY AND WENT AFK. ONES USER MADE IT AWKWARD AND SAID HE WAS FAPPING.
NICK JUMPED INTO THE CEILING AND STARTED WATCHING HIM FAP. THERE IS WEHERE THE NAME OF THE PASTA COMES FROM.
FINNEOW THEN THEN JOINED THE CHAT AND STARTED TALKING SHIT LIKE THE SEVENTAGON AND OTHER FUKING SHIT. SARAH THEN CAME BACK FROM DED AND FINNEOW SAID THAT ONE SHIP AGIAN AND SARAH STARTED BANNING PEOPLE. CELING NICK KNEW HE WAS NEEDED SO JUMPED FROM THE CELING AND READED HIS BIG MEATY BANHAMMER AND BANNED SARAH, EVERYONE WAS VERY GREATFUL AND GAVE CEILING NICK BITCHES AND CAKE AND CRUDELY MADE TROLLPASTAS LIKE THIS ONE.
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